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mary. 20. pirate. alltimelow forever.
fluent in 3 languages.
english. sarcasm. and profanity.

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    1. boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
    2. girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.