stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
A L I E N E L I T E
mary. 22. pirate. fluent in 3 languages. english. sarcasm. and profanity. ⚓
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go"
"I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine and which ones I created to please you."
the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
"22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met."
velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets
*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*
captain underpants is better than every john green book
did i allow u to have fun without me
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"