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mary. 22. pirate. fluent in 3 languages. english. sarcasm. and profanity. ⚓

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  1. hold-on-till-day:

    I found my senior quote.

    (Source: sensationalsherri)

     
     
  2. mond0:

    sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

    (Source: eggito)

     
     
  3. taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.

    taylorswift:

    I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.

     
     
  4. 
Tomorrow (x)

    Tomorrow (x)

    (Source: unicorn-feelings)

     
     
  5. despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

    (Source: eyepatch-kaneki)

     
     
  6. beesmygod:

phoenixface:

have a wonderful autumn season

its the great pumpkin, charlie brown

    beesmygod:

    phoenixface:

    have a wonderful autumn season

    its the great pumpkin, charlie brown

     
     
  7. (Source: colourised)

     
     
  8. quickweaves:

    THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

     
     
  9. memefuckery:

    intellectualpizza:

    memefuckery:

    I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

    SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

    It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

    (Source: )

     
     
  10. missveryvery:

    same guy who said this

    he’s my fucking hero

     
     
  11. (Source: joshsduns)

     
     
  12. mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

    mexicanfather:

    me stealing your moment and making it about me

    (Source: bitchem)

     
     
  13. l-laymitch:

    "that must be the uvula"

    image

    "oh, so its a girl house”

    image

    image

    (Source: l-lannah)

     
     
  14. co-ver:

    Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

     
     
  15. (Source: isuckattinder)