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mary. 22. pirate. fluent in 3 languages. english. sarcasm. and profanity. ⚓

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  1. indoorqueen:

is that regina george

    indoorqueen:

    is that regina george

    (Source: druun)

     
     
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  3. alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

    alxsie:

    3dsmallperson:

    this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

    that dog is gonna be off his face

    (Source: 3dsmall)

     
     
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  5. officialfrenchtoast:

    Battery: 30%

    let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

    *turns phone back on*

    Battery: 8%

    what the fuck

     
     
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  7. (Source: daddywhorebucks)

     
     
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  9. alexliveslaughesloves:

    Payback is a bitch.

    (Source: sizvideos)

     
     
  10. heliolisk:

    so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

     
     
  11. nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

    nobodylovesringostarr:

    That was my nickname is high school

    (Source: funoux)

     
     
  12. tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]
     
     
  13. urbancatfitters:

    *something cute happens* that’s disgusting i’m going to throw up

     
     
  14. legalmexican:

    Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

     
     
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