February 2012
“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S Lewis (St. Augustine)
A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
When I see someone wearing Crocs
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Camouflage condoms: they'll never see you cumming.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
me: *wakes up*
me: i'm so tired
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Expectation:
Reality:
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
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