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  1. telapathetic:

    when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

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  3. "Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


    Read it over.

    Again.

    Let those words resonate in your mind."
    — Nayyirah Waheed (via mywingshide)

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  4. sexhaver:

    "i can’t fucking read"

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  5. pupbutt:

    why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

     
     
  6. newdart:

stagemanagermusings:


the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

The audience member in me says, “Fuck yes!”The stage manager in me says, “No no no no no no, please stop.”


I wanna put this show on. This is genius.

    newdart:

    stagemanagermusings:

    the-half-boy:

    I LIKE IT

    The audience member in me says, “Fuck yes!”
    The stage manager in me says, “No no no no no no, please stop.”

    I wanna put this show on. This is genius.

     
     
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  9. wetheurban:

    ART: WHEREISEEFASHION (Update)

    A lot has happened since first explosive post on brilliant Tumblr blog WISF (also featured in the latest edition of WeTheUrban) and as the blog continues to grow we see many new awe-inspiring matches continue to pour out week by week! Peep more after the jump:

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  11. barebackinq:

    Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

    Mom:image

     
     
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  15. youhavetobeshipping:

    best response ever

    (Source: explodingplant)