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  1. nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

    nuggetfucker98:

    I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

    (Source: loesr)

     
     
  2. didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

    didgeridood:

    after watching anaconda

     
     
  3. (Source: blaksynagogue)

     
     
  4. feat:

    I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

    (Source: feat)

     
     
  5. alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

    alask-uhh:

    strugglingtobeheard:

    See this why you don’t live with white people

    dyingggg

     
     
  6. tylenold:

    it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

     
     
  7. nnilkshake:

    life hack: make out with me

    (Source: nnilkshake)

     
     
  8. trillow:

    this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

     
     
  9. textpostawashinthedickocean:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

If it’s a legitimate decapitation, the male body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

    textpostawashinthedickocean:

    time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

    douglasmurphy:

    rainbowcoffin:

    c-h-0-w:

    nightwife:

    Always reblog

    Woah

    well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
    sounds to me like he was asking for it

    Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

    If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

    If it’s a legitimate decapitation, the male body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

    (Source: suzziepsyche)

     
     
  10. (Source: ruinedchildhood)

     
     
  11. cocaina-y-caviar:

    Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

    (Source: sad-nena)

     
     
  12. hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    hellhoundsonthehunt:

    paradoxicallygrey:

    sincereglomp:

    a) how will you cut your nails

    b) how will you remove it

    c) Why would you do this

    d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    (Source: melaninacorpse)

     
     
  13. sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

    sirenlovesong:

    ariannagrandeofficial:

    big-chicken:

    cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

    this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

    THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

     
     
  14. laughburnscalories:

    "hey remember when you liked-"
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  15. malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

    malformalady:

    McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

    Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com