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mary. 22. pirate. fluent in 3 languages. english. sarcasm. and profanity. ⚓

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  1. furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

    furiousfragileandfree:

    I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

    (Source: rydenarmani)

     
     
  2. boyirl:

    Jayson Carter
    What do you see (1&3), 2013

     
     
  3. airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

    airandangels:

    policecars:

    Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

    BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

     
     
  4. "I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me."
    — Tracee Ellis Ross (via wordsthat-speak)
     
     
  5. punkwarren:

    striderdaves:

    i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

    i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

     
     
  6. (Source: idkgifss)

     
     
  7. (Source: generic-art)

     
     
  8. why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

    (Source: 2000thot)

     
     
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  10. thefrogman:

    Art by Rafael Mantesso [instagram]

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

     
     
  11. onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

    onlylolgifs:

    First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

     
     
  12. precumming:

    when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

     
     
  13. sorry:

    my day after being forced to get out of bed early:

    image

    (Source: sorry)

     
     
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  15. blackdenimjeans:

    userbar:

    Best iphone unboxing ever

    Someone yelled “SHIT” I’m crying in class