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mary. 20. pirate. alltimelow forever.
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  1. yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

    yungcunt:

    Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

     
     
  2. wajtargaryen:

    If you’re going to commit cannibalism, I’d rather you do it in the house.

    this is officially my favourite fandom on tumblr

     
     
  3. perksofbeingafanboy:

    I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

     
     
  4. meladoodle:

    sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

    (Source: meladoodle)

     
     
  5. quinngingerlove:

    archicide:

    "we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

    Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

    And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

    (Source: francisfordfiesta)

     
     
  6. jakemalik:

    everyone stop fighting

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    just stop it

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    leave it to the cute little puppies

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    (Source: hi)

     
     
  7. deprincessed:

    shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack

     
     
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    1. me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
    2. me at home:
     
     
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  10. fantasticalbicycle:

    Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

    (Source: christinahendricks)

     
     
  11. crydaisy:

this is important to me

    crydaisy:

    this is important to me

    (Source: luciid-dr3ams)

     
     
  12. hitterlick:

    *likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

     
     
  13. (Source: struseldesire)

     
     
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