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mary. 22. pirate. fluent in 3 languages. english. sarcasm. and profanity. ⚓

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  1. grofjardanhazy:

    Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

    gif: grofjardanhazy, original video via Best Reviews

     
     
  2. "Set a goal so big that if you achieved it, it would blow your mind."
    — Rhonda Byrne, The Secret (via yeswecancan)

    (Source: simply-quotes)

     
     
  3. goodbyemisery:

    i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

     
     
  4. ruinedchildhood:

    let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

    (Source: ruinedchildhood)

     
     
  5. gnarly:

    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

     
     
  6. (Source: frikiskrew)

     
     
  7. abigalmills:

    im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

    (Source: officialinquisitor)

     
     
  8. (Source: owlturdcomix)

     
     
  9. underwon:

    my brain has too many tabs open

    (Source: winterfingers)

     
     
  10. citgo:

    rosaparking:

    GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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  11. lmaoalien:

    seedy:

    awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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  13. (Source: nymphoninjas)

     
     
  14. oate:

    *shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

     
     
  15. trust:

    when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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    (Source: trust)