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mary. 20. pirate. alltimelow forever.
fluent in 3 languages.
english. sarcasm. and profanity.

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  1. randyfromchasevisa:

    do re me fa so la ti do

    (Source: frickboys)

     
     

  2. stopharry2013:

    I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

     
     

  3. rabioheab:

    my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

     
     

  4. I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

    (Source: darkfuse)

     
     

  5. fffcuk:

    give me attention so i can ignore you

     
     

  6. how to boys

    foie:

    • greet
    • chat
    • chat
    • chat
    • joke
    • joke
    • joke
    • joke
    • compliment appearance
    • compliment personality
    • flirt
    • flirt
    • flirt
    • hug
    • hug
    • hug
    • hug
    • hug
    • hug
    • amorous hug
    • amorous hug
    • first kiss
    • kiss
    • kiss
    • kiss
    • make out
    • make out
    • make out
    • make out
    • woo-hoo
    • woo-hoo
    • woo-hoo
    • propose

     
     
  7. "I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I."
    —  Sylvia Plath (via crimical)

    (Source: have--not)

     
     

  8. mu5icliz:

    playmelikeyourstratovarius:

    zuky:

    mishachu:

    funeralfrost:

    Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

    starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

    Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

    in claymation

    with only a gray palette to work with

     
     
  9. ronaldweasl-y:   Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

    ronaldweasl-y:

     

    Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

    image

    (Source: seriouslyamerica)

     
     

  10. I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

     
     

  11. (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

     
     

  12. wizardsandhijack:

    hospitalf0rsouls:

    Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


    did Mary have a little lamb?

    you broke the world

     
     
  13. dorkery: disobedient-nightmare: thecatcherintheryebread: This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!  There are minors present THIS IS A MAJOR DISGRACE

    dorkery:

    disobedient-nightmare:

    thecatcherintheryebread:

    This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

    There are minors present

    THIS IS A MAJOR DISGRACE

     
     
  14. neiru2013: “Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

    neiru2013:

    “Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

     
     

  15. tappingtomlinson:

    does somebody want to go move to a random city with me and live in a cute apartment and just go to coffee shops a lot and blog and go on city adventures and forget about everything else and we can worry about money when we get there okay let’s just go who’s up for it

    (Source: herrolds)